President of Loser Club

Have you guys ever used the jamban orang cacat? (Toilet for the handicapped). Is it wrong for non disabled people to use it? Well maybe if you use it while 5 guys on wheelchairs are waiting for you to finish taking a dump, that would totally be wrong. But if you know theres no disabled people anywhere near the toilet at the time, theres nothing wrong with using HTs right.( I’m gonna start using HT to refer to Handicap Toilet cause im lazy to type it out everytime). I myself prefer to use HTs whenever theres one available. Usually only in offices where i know there are no disabled people though, those retarded colleagues of yours are not considered disabled and they wouldnt be using the HTs anyway since retards dont usually know that they are retarded.

Anyway, there are of course lots of advantages that HTs have over regular toilets. For one it is more spacious to fit wheelchairs and all, so its much more comfortable, you can spread your legs and take a dump without having your knees touch some sticky stuff on the toilet wall or something, this allows shit to pass through easier. Being spacious also allows the stench from your crap to spread through the air more evenly so you wont pass out from the concentrated smell of your feces. HTs also usually have low sink bowls, which would usually be at the same level where your balls are. If you dont already know, Muslims wash their balls after taking a piss, so these low sinks are ideal for washing balls. Some are low enough that you could put your balls into the bowl and give it a good wash, I LIKE. HTs are also usually cleaner since not many people use it and disabled people are more likely to flush and know how to target when they piss unlike some people. The best jamban orang cacat that i have been in must be the one at the menara rebung Telekom, its not only very spacious, it also has an almost full length mirror, where you can pose after taking a good shit, you know like giving your self a double thumbs up after a successful transaction.

There are disadvantages of using HTs though. Because of the space, sometimes the toilet paper is a bit far away, so you have to make sure the drippings have stopped before you attempt to get some. And the other major issue is that HTs need to be easily accessible so its usually placed near walkways and such, so people walking by could usually hear you do your business. Imagine hearing footsteps and people talking outside the door just as you are about to let go of the motherload, that you know is gonna be accompanied by a machine gun fart. If you have good reflexes and strong ass muscles (this can be trained with kungfu), you will be able to stop it in time, but if you dont, you might consider waiting awhile before you go out. Well, you wouldnt really want people to see you walk out of a HT too though, this is also another disadvantage, you will always have to wait until the coast is clear before you get out of the toilet, but if people do see you, you can always walk a little funny and maybe act a bit retarded i guess.

I never park in a handicapped parking spot though, and i only use the HTs only when i’m sure there are no disabled people around, please comment on what your thoughts are on this, hehe, so i dont have to write another blog post for a few months and still have new content here, heheh.

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