6 weird things about me
Ok this is gonna be one of those "you got tagged so you must write a blog" thingy. I dont usually go on writing these kind of things, you know the ones you get from emails and forums posts or something. But since this was the first time i was ever tagged on a blog and the one who tagged me was a girl, i decided to go with it anyway, hehe, it actually made me feel like an actual blogger now, its like some kind of blogger initiation or something i guess, so thanks cherishly for making me feel belonged. Anyway, here it goes, 6 weird things about me:
1. I dont eat any kind of vegetables, at all. I just dont like the taste of it, and i believe vegetables are not exactly good for you, its just a propaganda or someting. And before you ask "Kao berak tak sakit ke?" i do eat fruits, so i have no trouble taking a dump.
2. I’m turning 27 this year and i have never shaved ever. All I’ve done so far to keep my facial hair in check is by trimming em with scissors, well I’m not a hairy guy anyway so i guess its not that surprising.
3. I have never dated and never had a girlfriend and I’m not gay, for such a good looking guy like myself this is pretty weird right. I would state what i believe could have caused this but it would be too long so i guess i’ll write about it as a post by itself or something someday, hehe
4. I do not comb my hair, even when my hair is long. Combing my hair would be pointless anyway because it will end up all messed up after a while anyway. Good thing my hair is pretty manageable and can be made to look ok with just some water and a run through with the fingers.
5. I truly believe that after being a loser for such a long time I’ve developed a loser aura, an aura that can be sensed by chicks from miles away and make them want to move away from it. Well at least maybe just deter chicks who are single or something. This is because whenever i go to a place where chicks usually hang out, THERE WILL BE NO CHICKS, well even when there are chicks, there wont be alot of em and they are mostly with their boyfriends or something. And the usual thing that i would hear when i just reached a place would be "Tadi ada banyak awek, tapi semua dah blah" from my friends, my friends could attest to that. There was one time though when i was at Hartamas, Mariam Murni Adam was there,she’s hot, I WANT, this has led me to believe that supermodels have very high resistance to loser aura, so i guess the only girls that i can meet now are supermodels, if any of you guys know where they hang out please let me know, hehe.
6. I can fly and can shoot lasers from my eyes, being such a weird guy i thought it would be easy to think up 6 weird things about myself, its actually quite hard, so i decided to reveal my secret, I’M SUPERMAN.
Ok now its my turn to tag people so they have to write 6 weird things about themselves, i hereby tag sarol, fifi, keith, nasi gay, amir, zung aka ephrael, harbx and everyone that reads this blog and has a blog.
May 30th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
finally. thank you =)
anyway, i dun eat veggie dat much but i eat ulam. haa pelik tak? kadang2 rasa mcm kambing makan rumput pun ader.. hehe
May 31st, 2007 at 2:03 am
Hehe, sorry for taking so long to post, just staying true to the loser club cause, hehe, 3 bulan ada kot. Wah, ulam, sayur high level, kalau guer makan pasti mati. Well i guess ulam might have some good in it since its not cooked, but it still taste like crap to me, heheh.
June 3rd, 2007 at 3:06 am
eh RESPEC lah. now on loser spec how to find girlfriend. That goes to myself also : ) need to find a trainer and relearn.
June 3rd, 2007 at 3:13 am
*Geek talk* My loser spec too high level already if want to respec will need damn a lot of gold weh.*geek talk*
June 5th, 2007 at 9:33 am
You just HAD to tag me.
Ok, here goes nothing.
6 weird things about me:
1. I don’t look like Zaki
2. I don’t know kungfu but I know I can kick your butt
3. I eat vegetables
4. I like vegetables, can’t believe it
5. I’m not gay, Zaki is
6. I can comb my hair with my hands too
June 8th, 2007 at 2:26 am
“For the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching at home. Let’s get ready to suck it!”
“And if you aren’t down with that, then we got two words for ya.”
“MAKAN SAYUUUURRRRR!!!!!”
June 20th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
1-I can bend my arms outwards.
2-I don’t eat vege too, so that makes the two of us, master Zaki
3- I just picked my nose and my booger is black. But that’s not so weird of me right?
4-I am scared of crossing the road. Few days ago, I got slapped by a horse when attempting to cross the road by myself and tripped, followed by a pain on my bum, and my slippers tercabut. And the reason why i wanted to cross the street is to get to the mall, and berak. My moment failed on me. Stupid horse.
5- I can’t think of.
6- anything weird now because..I’m heading to the beach, sucker. I can’t believe I am doing this when I’m clad in bikini and surf bottom to soak up the sun in Bali.
Yeah, that’s it Baby, just wanna brag that I’m frigging backpacking in Indonesia and I still remember wanting to read your frigging blog, sifoo. So you are not the loser! I AM!!! for sitting in the cafe! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
I just wrote my own blog in your entry. Cool gila sial.
OIAJUWiuejlwiuhrauwihr!
June 21st, 2007 at 2:44 am
Ok Izan, i agree that you are a loser, but you can never beat my level of loserness, at least you go to beaches and all that, the last time i had a week off, i spent it playing video games at home,BEAT THAT NOOB(this line proves that im a geek too), hehe. But if i start a club for weird people, you can be the president for sure.
June 21st, 2007 at 2:56 am
what can i do to un-loser you beb?
yea…yea…find u a supermodel
nyesal lak tanya soklan tu
June 21st, 2007 at 3:10 am
Yes please, find me a supermodel pleasee, and if everyone else that reads this help me with that too im sure i can pass on the throne of loser club president soon, hehe.
June 24th, 2007 at 6:49 am
Assya said you are looking for supermodel yang insaf. Can’t help you there, my friend.
June 24th, 2007 at 8:48 am
Well i guess a “supermodel yg sudah insaf” is a bit hard to come by, so i guess i’ll have to settle for a “supermodel yg ada harapan insaf”, know any? hehe
June 26th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
WHAT?!
June 28th, 2007 at 2:52 am
i tot ko sendiri yang nak didik utk insafkan supermodel tu…
June 29th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Nampak gayanya memang kena buat macam tu.
July 8th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
OMG. hahahah. dem hilarious.
July 8th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
jganlah bunyi kecewa sgt tuan presiden. sekurang2nye tuan masih ada loser friends seperti kami. tgk gambar kamarul tu,tak tukar2 lagi.
July 8th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
You might be the loser club president, but remember. . .you are one of the Dons of Uptown! Therefore, thou shalt not be deter from women!!
One more claw and you shall be complete . . .
The Dons are behind you
(not that you’re gay like Keith said or…um, huhuhuhu)
July 10th, 2007 at 10:19 am
Ive got an urge to reply to all these comments but im feeling too lazy now, long live the president, yeyeahhh!!!
July 11th, 2007 at 8:56 am
Dude, I read this blog post some time ago. I just realised today that you tagged me. What the?
6 weird things about me eh?
Hmm…
July 18th, 2008 at 3:58 am
weird+loser= Mr President.
Aduhla..azri..azri..