President of Loser Club

Ok this is gonna be one of those "you got tagged so you must write a blog" thingy. I dont usually go on writing these kind of things, you know the ones you get from emails and forums posts or something. But since this was the first time i was ever tagged on a blog and the one who tagged me was a girl, i decided to go with it anyway, hehe, it actually made me feel like an actual blogger now, its like some kind of blogger initiation or something i guess, so thanks cherishly for making me feel belonged. Anyway, here it goes, 6 weird things about me:

1. I dont eat any kind of vegetables, at all. I just dont like the taste of it, and i believe vegetables are not exactly good for you, its just a propaganda or someting. And before you ask "Kao berak tak sakit ke?" i do eat fruits, so i have no trouble taking a dump.

2. I’m turning 27 this year and i have never shaved ever. All I’ve done so far to keep my facial hair in check is by trimming em with scissors, well I’m not a hairy guy anyway so i guess its not that surprising.

3. I have never dated and never had a girlfriend and I’m not gay, for such a good looking guy like myself this is pretty weird right. I would state what i believe could have caused this but it would be too long so i guess i’ll write about it as a post by itself or something someday, hehe

4. I do not comb my hair, even when my hair is long. Combing my hair would be pointless anyway because it will end up all messed up after a while anyway. Good thing my hair is pretty manageable and can be made to look ok with just some water and a run through with the fingers.

5. I truly believe that after being a loser for such a long time I’ve developed a loser aura, an aura that can be sensed by chicks from miles away and make them want to move away from it. Well at least maybe just deter chicks who are single or something. This is because whenever i go to a place where chicks usually hang out, THERE WILL BE NO CHICKS, well even when there are chicks, there wont be alot of em and they are mostly with their boyfriends or something. And the usual thing that i would hear when i just reached a place would be "Tadi ada banyak awek, tapi semua dah blah" from my friends, my friends could attest to that. There was one time though when i was at Hartamas, Mariam Murni Adam was there,she’s hot, I WANT, this has led me to believe that supermodels have very high resistance to loser aura, so i guess the only girls that i can meet now are supermodels, if any of you guys know where they hang out please let me know, hehe.

6. I can fly and can shoot lasers from my eyes, being such a weird guy i thought it would be easy to think up 6 weird things about myself, its actually quite hard, so i decided to reveal my secret, I’M SUPERMAN.

Ok now its my turn to tag people so they have to write 6 weird things about themselves, i hereby tag sarol, fifi, keith, nasi gay, amir, zung aka ephrael, harbx and everyone that reads this blog and has a blog.