President of Loser Club

Deodorants are overrated. Cmon, whats so great about em that whenever i say ive never used deodorants ever, people start giving me that appalled look, like im some kind of uncivilized caveman or something. Ive never had people saying that i smell or anything, so why bother using em. Well i do get sweaty armpits and all that but thats natural right, and i dont really go out into the sun much so it doesnt bother me. Trust me if i smell my parents would be the first ones saying " YOU SMELL, GO SLAP SOME OF THAT DEODORANT ON THEM TRASHCAN ARMPITS OF YOURS!!!"(Something like thatla). So if you dont smell when you dont wear deodorant, whats the point right, you may get sweaty armpits, so what, its just water, a few minutes of blowing your car aircondition on em will dry em up good. Trust me on this ive done it plenty of times, and it works, just have to put it on full blast.

So what has made using deodorant some sort of a must for everyone? I believe it was all started by a propaganda from a very long time ago. The deodorant makers must have spread rumours that say if you dont use deodorant you will smell and people will hate you. So people started using it even when they dont smell. Well of course you will smell if you were working under the sun all day and all that but then thats all natural and i dont think any amount of deodorant can cover that smell up. So once they get people to use it, they deviced some kind of chemical in the deodorant that will be absorbed by the armpits that will make people smell bad when they stop using deodorant, so people become reliant on deodorants to not smell and so they will have a regular client base. And now they use commercials with chicks in em to get young people to start using deodorants. Like that commercial with that loser guy, the one where at first when he had sweaty armpits the chick hated him, but when he used deodorant given by his other loser scout friend he suddenly becomes superman and saved the girl and the girl falls for him and all that. If i didnt know better im sure i wouldve gone to the nearest shop and bought myself deodorant, the chick in that commercial is Lisa Surihani yo, she is hawt, if using deodorant would get me a chick like that i’d be putting deodorant all over my body. But of course being the genius that i am, i know that all that is just another propaganda created by the media to sell more junk.

So, for all of you who started to use deodorant just because other people were using it, i suggest you try to not use deodorant for a month, that would surely clear up your system of it. If you still smell after being deodorant sober for a month, try to get yourself checked into those armpit rehabs. If that doesnt help, then i guess you were meant to be smelly anyways and you should start getting addicted to deodorant again. Dont get me wrong i agree that there are smelly people out there who actually need deodorant, but im also sure some are just using deodorants just because everyone else is using it. I’m sure there are others who have sweet smelling armpits like me. Hmm, or am i a freak of nature, am i the only one in the world with sweet smelling armpits, if thats the case i guess you can disregard everthing that i have wrote so far, haha. If you guys dont believe i have nice smelling armpits, you smelly people are welcome to come sniff it, it smells as sweet as pie i tell you. Well, i think perfume and soap are overrated too, but then that might also be because i smell naturally nice, haha.