Roaches
Cockroaches must be the most misunderstood insect. Most people believe that every roach they see is gonna try and crawl up their leg and bite the insides of their butts. Thats why most people are afraid of roaches and try to avoid em at all cost, since getting the insides of your butts bitten is not a pleasant feeling. This whole idea of roaches biting the insides of butts is not true at all, roaches are actually very much afraid of people and they are actually trying to avoid crawling up your leg and biting the insides of your butt. THE INSIDES OF BUTTS ARE NOT TASTY. What led to this misconception is that when people see a cockroach they will usually jump around to avoid it and at the same time the roach is trying to avoid the person, so the person will end up jumping into the path which the roach is trying to take to avoid the person at the first place and the roach will have no choice but to crawl up the person’s leg and bite the insides of the person’s butt. I realized that roaches were actually trying to avoid people from my own experience, i was walking in the dark one time and i noticed something was moving around on the floor. I looked closely and found that it was actually a couple of roaches and they were actually avoiding me, they were moving around close to me but they didn’t touch me once. Since then i never try to avoid roaches whenever i see one, they will actually avoid you instead. But please be warned there are some retarded roaches that will actually climb up your leg and bite the insides of your butt. These roaches do it because they are just plain retarded, cmon, we have retarded people who climb up peoples legs and bites the insides of their butts too. Since its almost impossible to tell retarded roaches and normal roaches apart, my theory on roaches might not make sense and might not be useful at all. So next time you see a roach try not to move and see if it crawls up your leg and bite the insides of your butt, if it does then you’ll know its one of those retarded roaches. Oh yeah, 3rd rule of loser club:
3. Always write about some random stuff that might not even make sense at all
October 31st, 2006 at 1:00 am
tak buat open house ke bob..?
October 31st, 2006 at 4:20 am
omg. can my brother get even more retarded than this roaches post?..
but totally put a smile on my face, adikku zaki. made me laugh too.
hey, if your loser club gets any better, i might feel compelled to join u le.
but i dunno if i can downgrade myself that way.
..i suppose if i am a loser, i could. huahuahua.. ;o)
October 31st, 2006 at 4:31 am
oh ya.. correction to the comment by moi above.. if your Loser Club gets any Worse, that is. not better. buat apa nak join kalau better ekk..
So if worse, I’ll sign up. huhu..
October 31st, 2006 at 7:07 am
omg omg omg … what happen my friend??? roaches???? u crazy ahh mau kena BBq ahhh…
November 21st, 2006 at 5:47 pm
Bob… U memang OMG… next time why don’t u post about Cicak… I’m sure U will have another Unique Theories .. It’s just like U friend… hahahahaha.. U always make us entertain….
January 8th, 2007 at 12:43 am
bapak la bodohnya wey lu punya blog… senyum sorang2 aku cam orang gila kat ofis… alamak!! boss… kantoi!!
February 6th, 2007 at 1:04 am
I find that your blog about roaches climbing up people’s legs and bite the inside of their butts quite insightful and very well conversed.It was even done with an extensive research and even having physical evidence to support your findings.I would know because i see you go to this particular mamak in DU to watch a certain kind of show with a certain kind of satan and I know that you park behind the mamak where there is full of roaches.So what you are explaining in your blog makes very much sense.
Yang aku tak faham ni kenapa english ko ni well versed sangat.Aku tak caya ko yang tulis ni.Mesti ko cut and paste dari orang yang benar2 tulis pasal benda ni.
So you are definitely NOT a loser or layak jadi presiden coz there is a much bigger loser out there the YOU!hahahha HADOUKEN!!!!
February 17th, 2007 at 8:20 am
My god..you are so fucking hilarious! Ha ha!
February 19th, 2007 at 12:57 am
Weh Sarol, my english is the product of years of reading Peter & Jane, thats some hard core literature wehh. Cuma tak apply bila cakap sebab takut nanti kao tak faham, haha.
Of course i am Izan, if only im not such a lazy guy i’d have tons more of these posted. Ive actually got 2 incomplete drafts in my blog.
February 19th, 2007 at 7:32 am
For a loser, you sure have tons of friends
That, without a doubt, does not qualify you as a Champion Loser, my friend!
Nonetheless, do write more. Your pure BS is w-aay better than the news - I hate that show.
February 25th, 2007 at 6:09 am
Well 90% of my friends are dudes, so if im not a champion loser i’d be gay. I dont wanna be gay. So please let me be a champion loser, pleeeeaaasssee.
March 25th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Just join GNOC and you automatically a loser!
July 18th, 2008 at 4:05 am
hahaha…gile la azri ni..
August 1st, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Gila sikit aje