President of Loser Club

Cockroaches must be the most misunderstood insect. Most people believe that every roach they see is gonna try and crawl up their leg and bite the insides of their butts. Thats why  most people are afraid of roaches and try to avoid em at all cost, since getting the insides of your butts bitten is not a pleasant feeling. This whole idea of roaches biting the insides of butts is not true at all, roaches are actually very much afraid of people and they are actually trying to avoid crawling up your leg and biting the insides of your butt. THE INSIDES OF BUTTS ARE NOT TASTY. What led to this misconception is that when people see a cockroach they will usually jump around to avoid it and at the same time the roach is trying to avoid the person, so the person will end up jumping into the path which the roach is trying to take to avoid the person at the first place and the roach will have no choice but to crawl up the person’s leg and bite the insides of the person’s butt. I realized that roaches were actually trying to avoid people from my own experience, i was walking in the dark one time and i noticed something was moving around on the floor. I looked closely and found that it was actually a couple of roaches and they were actually avoiding me, they were moving around close to me but they didn’t touch me once. Since then i never try to avoid roaches whenever i see one, they will actually avoid you instead. But please be warned there are some retarded roaches that will actually climb up your leg and bite the insides of your butt. These roaches do it because they are just plain retarded, cmon, we have retarded people who climb up peoples legs and bites the insides of their butts too. Since its almost impossible to tell retarded roaches and normal roaches apart, my theory on roaches might not make sense and might not be useful at all.  So next time you see a roach try not to move and see if it crawls up your leg and bite the insides of your butt, if it does then you’ll know its one of those retarded roaches. Oh yeah, 3rd rule of loser club:

3. Always write about some random stuff that might not even make sense at all