Archive for September, 2006

2nd Rule of loser club

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

I was planning to write this right after my first post, but got lazy so i didnt write it. Its supposed to be like, OMG i broke the first rule of loser club which is being lazy by posting another blog entry so quickly, since the 2nd rule is

2. Must always break Rules

but then i didnt actually break it now since i did get lazy and did write it like quite a while after the first post, but then again i am still writing this and it still takes an effort, so im sort of kinda breaking the first rule, but hell, this is the 2nd rule anyway. So if you wanna be a loser, go break some rules NOWW, if you see a red light, RUN IT,( My record is 5 consecutive red lights /flex), when you see a No U-turn sign, TAKE THAT UTURN,(even if you werent intending to take that u-turn), DRINK AND DRIVE (by this i dont mean drinking alcohol and driving, drinking alcohol is haram and might get you into HELL, HELL is not a nice place to be in, i meant drinking any other types of drink while youre driving with one hand, this is still considered breaking the rules, i think.) Ok im getting super lazy now, writing all this have already taken a few hours of my time( i like to stop after a few words and go do something else), so its gonna be a while more before i post something else or maybe i’ll break the lazy rule again and post again tomorrow or something. so anyway come back when i do,

First Rule of Loser Club

Sunday, September 3rd, 2006

1.You must be lazy.

So since this blog isnt going to write itself it will be a while before anything worthwhile is gonna be written here. Writing this is taking up my lazy time already. And to abide to the rules of the club, each post will take 2-3 hours to write, per line. And issues written will at least be a few weeks old, since procrastination is the product of laziness.  I’m getting lazy to write anymore  so  this will be all for now. Please come back in  a few months time to know what happened to me today.